KING TUT
Steve Martin


You know, one of the greatest art exhibits ever to tour the United
States is the treasures of Tutankamen or King Tut!
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Now when he was a young man,
He'd never thought he'd see,
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People stand in line,
To see the boy king.
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How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut)
They said you do the monkey.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
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Now if I'd known,
They'd line up just to see him,
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I'd've taken all my money,
And bought me a museum.
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Buried with a donkey,
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He's my favorite honkey.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
Dancing by the Nile,
(Disco dancing)
The ladies love his style.
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Rockin' for a mile,
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He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
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(Tut, tut. Tut, tut . . .)
Golden idols!
He's an Egyptian!
They're selling you.
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Now when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut.
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Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like old King Tut.
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He could'a won a Grammy,
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Buried in his 'jamies.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona)
He's got a condo made of stone-a. . .
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