LEFT OVER BISCUITS
Left over biscuits, left over ham
Left over gravy in an old fryin' pan
Left over coffee, left over tea
Now I'm all alone 'cause she done left over me.
Well I asked my wife if I could go out with the boys
Just a little party over at Jimmy Roy's
She said "yes honey, you know that I don't care"
But what I didn't tell her it was a three day afair.
Then we went to a party over at my neighbors' home
Me and my neighbor's wife in the kitchen all alone
She was makin' biscuits while I was makin' time
Caught in the act by that little old wife of mine.
Now I'm all alone, 'cause she done left over me.