LIMBURGER LOVER
George Simon

Leona Anderson


I want a limburger lover to take my breath away;
I want a limburger lover to love me night and day.
And when he starts in kissin', I'll never turn away.

A mozzarella feller says he's got it for me bad,
But who wants a dainty smeller 
When there's strong stuff to be had?

I want a limburger lover, as strong as he can be.
When I'm choosing cheese, 
Remember please,
He's the one for me.

The roqueforts and the cheddars,
They are much too weak for me;
The one I seek must really reek
With molten pungency.

I want a limburger lover, strong as he can be -
When I'm choosing cheese, 
Remember please, 
He's the one for me.

Oh, those sweet-scented lovers, 
They don't send me like before;
Just one whiff of limburger 
And I always holler "More!"

I want a limburger lover, strong as he can be -
When I'm choosing cheese, 
Remember please,
He's the one for me.






(Contributed by Lou Rugani - February 2009)