LULU HAD A BABY


as rec by Spike Jones & his City Slickers  1953



Lulu had a baby,
She called him Sonny Jim,
She put him in a bath tub
To teach him how to swim.

He swam to the bottom
And then he gasped for air;
Lulu got excited
And grabbed him by the -

Haircut, shampoo,
Ring the barber's bell;
If he doesn't like it,
Just tell him what the -

Hey there, say there,
How about a kiss?
Hey now, say now,
What comes after this?

Lulu had a party
For Sonny Jim one night;
He fell into the punchbowl
And started getting tight.

lulu heard him splashing
And dropped the silverware;
She plunged into the punchbowl
And grabbed him by the -

Haircut, shampoo,
Ring the barber's bell;
If he doesn't like it,
Just tell him what the -

Hey there, say there,
How about a kiss?
Hey now, say now,
What comes after this?

Somewhere up in heaven,
The angels call the roll;
Lulu had forgotten
That nature takes its toll!

When she grabbed for Sonny
As he fell into the soup,
She found to her amazement
That Sonny wore a -

Toupee, shampoo,
Ring the barber's bell;
If he doesn't like it,
Just tell him what the -

Hey there, say there,
How about a kiss?
Hey now, say now,
That's the end of this!



(Transcribed by Peter Akers - July 2011)