MEAN MR. MUSTARD
(Lennon / McCartney)
The Beatles


Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park 
shaves in the dark, tries to save paper 
Sleeps in a hole in the road 
Saving up to buy him some clothes 
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose 
Such a mean old man 
Such a mean old man 

His sister Pam works in a shop 
she never stops, she's a go getter 
Takes him out to look at the Queen 
Only place that he's ever been 
Always shouts out something obscene 
Such a dirty old man 
Dirty old man