NO HELP WANTED 
(Bill Carlisle)


The Carlisles - 1952
Maddox Brothers & Rose - 1952
Hank Thompson - 1953
The Crows - 1953
Rusty Draper - 1956
Red Foley & Ernest Tubb - 1956
Boxcar Willie - 1996

Also recorded by: Bob & Lucille; Gene Simmons.


Well I got a gal from New Orleans
Prettiest little thing that you ever seen
Got a cute little walk with a hippitty hop
Big at the little and bottom at the top

(Do you need any help) No help wanted
(You could use a little help) I said no help wanted
(If you need any help, just call on me)
(Do you need any help, do you need any help)
I'll handle this job all by myself

Well I love my baby, she's a little bitty booger
Cute as a buttom and sweet as sugar
Gonna buy her a diamond ring
We'll get married in the spring

(Do you need any help) No help wanted
(You could use a little help) No help wanted
(If you need any help, just call on me)
(Do you need any help, do you need any help)
I'll handle this job all by myself

(Instrumental Break)

Well she calls me her little piggy-wiggy
And I call her my little thing-a-ma-jiggy
Everytime I ask her for a kiss
I hear a voice sound somethin' like this

(Do you need any help) No help wanted
(You could use a little help) No help wanted
(If you need any help, just call on me)
(Do you need any help, do you need any help)
I'll handle this job all by myself

Well I'm gonna take her honky tonkin' tonight
We're gonna do everything up right
When the music starts to swing and sway
We're gonna dance till the break of day

(Do you need any help) No help wanted
(You could use a little help) I said no help wanted
(If you need any help, just call on me)
(Do you need any help, do you need any help)
I'll handle this job all by myself







(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - March 2011)