OH CHUBBY STAY THE WAY YOU ARE
John Chilton

George Melly w John Chilton's Feetwarmers   1970's


Oh chubby, stay the way you are!
Oh chubby, stay the way you are!

I'm a chubby chasin' chancer and I like my women round,
I'm a chubby chasin' chancer and I like my women round,
I can't resist a woman if she weigh two hundred pound!

When she starts her lovin' I forget about what she weighs,
When she starts her lovin' I forget about what she weighs,
But when she starts slimmin' my love just fades away!

Now a heavyweight sweetie always turns me on,
Now a heavyweight sweetie always turns me on,
Me and old chubby, we always rock along!

Oh chubby, stay the way you are!
Oh chubby, stay the way you are!

I don't care about her huge spare tyre,
I don't care about her huge spare tyre,
'Cause a gal that's big all over sets my soul on fire!

I'm just mad about my roly-poly babe,
I'm just mad about my roly-poly babe,
How I love to see her shakin' her outsize frame!

The fat of the land has always appealed to me,
The fat of the land has always appealed to me,
She can do just anything except sit on my knee!

Oh chubby, stay the way you are!
Oh chubby, stay the way you are!





(Contributed by Peter Akers - August 2009)