ON THE NING NANG NONG
Spike Milligan - 1974
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the cows go bong!
And the monkeys all say "Boo!"
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo!
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do
So its Ning Nang Nong, the cows go bong!
Nong Nang Ning, the trees go ping!
Nong Ning Nang, the mice go clang!
What a noisy place to belong
Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - March 2018)