PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
(Shel Silverstein)
Tompall Glaser - 1975


Put another log on my fire,
cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre,
wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can
fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
and boil me up another pot of tea,
Then put another log on my fire, babe,
and come and tell me why you`re leaving me.

Oh, don`t I let you wash the car on Sunday,
don`t I warn you when you`re getting fat.
Ain`t I gonna take you fishing with me some day,
well, a man can`t love a woman more than that.
Ain`t I always nice to your kid sister,
don`t I take her driving every night.
So sit here at my feet, 
`cause I like you when you`re sweet,
and you know it ain`t feminine to fight. So...

Put another log on my fire,
cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre,
wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can
fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
and boil me up another pot of tea,
Then put another log on my fire, babe,
and come and tell me why you`re leaving me.