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RACK OFF NORMIE Maureen Elkner I was minding me business down in the street There was a nice Hell’s Angle I was hoping to meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice dream And he was in the Parathonon buying an ice cream Along came a lair in a hot FJ He leaned out the window and he said “Guday” He said “my names Normie, do you want a ride” And then me Hell’s Angle hero came out from inside He said, rack off Normie, you and your mates I know what your after, but I’ll put you straight I’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock So rack off now before I do me Block So rack off now before I do me Block And they did Well that was the last we saw of Norm and the gang They shot off up the road with a clatter and bang And I said to myself as I walked back inside These local blokes here have sure got a hide The Hell’s angel an I got married immediately Me dad and six brothers arranged it exceedingly Now he’s on the run, and I’m on the deserted wife’s pension I wish I’d paid Normie a bit more attention Instead of saying Rack off Normie, you and your mates I know what your after but I’ll put you straight I’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock I wish I hadn’t of told him to p-push off I wish I hadn’t of told him to….. Rack off Normie, you and your mates That Old Hell’s Angel didn’t have what it takes If I’d only listened when you said “Guday” We’d be happy in the back of your hot FJ Happy in the back of your hot FJ Awww Normie, You could have had me if you played your cards right (Contributed by The Sparky - February 2007)

    





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