RACK OFF NORMIE


Maureen Elkner


I was minding me business down in the street
There was a nice Hell’s Angle I was hoping to meet
I was standing on the footpath having a nice dream
And he was in the Parathonon buying an ice cream
Along came a lair in a hot FJ
He leaned out the window and he said “Guday”
He said “my names Normie, do you want a ride”
And then me Hell’s Angle hero came out from inside
He said, rack off Normie, you and your mates
I know what your after, but I’ll put you straight
I’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
So rack off now before I do me Block
So rack off now before I do me Block

And they did

Well that was the last we saw of Norm and the gang
They shot off up the road with a clatter and bang
And I said to myself as I walked back inside
These local blokes here have sure got a hide
The Hell’s angel an I got married immediately
Me dad and six brothers arranged it exceedingly
Now he’s on the run, and I’m on the deserted wife’s pension
I wish I’d paid Normie a bit more attention

Instead of saying

Rack off Normie, you and your mates
I know what your after but I’ll put you straight
I’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
I wish I hadn’t of told him to p-push off
I wish I hadn’t of told him to…..
Rack off Normie, you and your mates
That Old Hell’s Angel didn’t have what it takes
If I’d only listened when you said “Guday”
We’d be happy in the back of your hot FJ
Happy in the back of your hot FJ
Awww Normie, 
You could have had me if you played your cards right




(Contributed by The Sparky - February 2007)