RENTAGHOST
Theme from the TV Series "Rentaghost" (1976)
(Michael Staniforth)

Michael Staniforth - 1976



If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but Rentaghost

At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights with Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's
Rentaghost

Let me say the most terrific simple ghosts, not scientific
May be supernatural ghoulies of the day
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
Is descending just to spirit you away, Ya-a-a-ay!

We are extraordinary fellahs here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost
For a biography we've ghost writers
And not forgetting a ghost script
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost!

(Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaah)


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ALTERNATE VERSION:


If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and poltergeists at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Because what you see is not ESP, but Rentaghost

At your party have seance, so hire Rentaghost
We give medium size tables here at Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock
'Cos we aim to shock, we hope your knees will knock, that's Rentaghost

Well it's hardly scientific but it's really quite terrific
It's the spirit of the thing that counts for you
To be a great manifestation, a phenomenal fixation
Get scared to death, become a ghost too

We are extraordinary fellahs here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost
For a biography we've ghost writers
And not forgetting a ghost script
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost!


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(Contributed by EUROPEAN OLDIES LYRICS - June 2006)