SHE THINKS I DON'T CARE
(Henry Haynes / Ken Burns / Dickey Lee Lipscomb / Steve Duffy - 
a parody of Lipscomb & Duffy's "She Thinks I Still Care")


Homer & Jethro - 1963





She thinks I don't care

Just because I tried to leave the country
Just because I knocked her mother down the stairs
Just because I threw a bomb on her front porch today
She thinks I don't care

Just because I sent her poison ivy
Just because I poured molasses in her hair
Just because I pushed her brother down the well today
She thinks I don't care

And if my name is mentioned accidentally
They have to pull her off the chandelier
She seems to feel that I don't really love her
Now where would she get such an idea

Just because I took her car and money
'Cause I wrote her name and number, guess where
Just because I married her sister and we leave today
She thinks I don't care
She thinks I don't care 













(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - August 2014)