She Was A T-bone Talkin' Woman
Billy Edd WHEELER
Lonnie DONEGAN
Walking down the street one day said, Hey there m'lady
You sure look good to me and I'd like to make you my baby
She said swell I felt good I thought I ought to keep her
But the price of eggs went up that day and they ain't never got no cheaper
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart
Hey hear Mac! Yeah!
Well, diamonds look like glass a star looks like a planet
A heart of gold weights about the same as a heart that's made of granite
And you can't tell a queen these days from some old high-class floozy
I ain't a king but I know by now I should-a been a little more choosy
Hee-hee
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart
Banjo break
Now, I'm not an educated feller I didn't go too far in school
But I can count and read and write and tell a horse from a mule
Hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha!
Don’t try to judge a woman boy it’s bound to bring you tears
There's many different kinds my boy but they all got the same size ears
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart
She was a t-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart
(Contributed by LEMASSON - June 2007)