ST. ALPHONZO'S PANCAKE BREAKFAST Frank Zappa Yes indeed Here we are At Where I stole the margarine And wheedled on the Bingo cards And blew up the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally in chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" At Where I stole the margarine *(St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo)*