THE CLAPPING SONG
Pia Zadora 


3, 6, 9 
The goose drank wine 
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line 
The line broke, the monkey got choked 
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat 
Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Slap 
Clap Pat! Clap your hand... 
Pat it on your partner’s hand... right hand 
Clap Pat! Clap your hand... 
Cross it with your left arm 
Pat your partner’s left palm 
Clap Pat! Clap your hand... 
Pat your partner’s right palm 
Clap Slap! Clap your hand... 
Slap your thigh and sing a little song 

My mama told me if I was goody 
That she would buy me a rubber dolly 
My Aunty told her, I kissed a soldier 
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly 

3, 6, 9 
The goose drank wine 
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line 
The line broke, the monkey got choked 
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat 

Clap Clap! 
Clap your hands and prepare to Pat 
Take your right arm 
Pat your partner’s palm with your right palm 

Take your hand back and clap 
Clap! 
Take your right arm 
Cross your right arm with your partner's left arm 
Pat your partner’s left palm with your left palm 
Now back with a clap 
Take the pats of your palms and slap your thighs 
And watch the fun materialize 
As you sing this little song