THE D SONG
From the Muppet Show
D, D, D, D.
Daddy dear, oh daddy dear,
do dogs have dreams, do ducks have ears?
Do dragons dance, why do gophers dig holes?
Do gophers dress up in their dirty clothes?
Dogs dream of meat and their dreams are delicious.
Ducks do have ears but they don't do the dishes.
Gophers dig holes to hide their candy bars,
Dragons don't dance and they don't smoke cigars.
Daddy dear, oh daddy sweet,
do dandylions roar, do daisies have feet?
May I have a drink of water and a dish of tadpoles?
Daddy how deep is a doughnut hole?
Dandylions roar and your daddy is deaf,
The daisies drank the water and the tadpoles left.
Your eyes are drooping darling daughter and you're dizzy in the head;
The toads are eating dinner so it's time to go to bed.
Little dolly go to bed.