THE FLYING SAUCER
(Pitt)
Billy Cotton & His Band
V. Alan Breeze & Chorus




(Spoken)
Is another world watching us?
Who are these strangers from space?
What is the mystery?
Let us reveal……..the truth!


Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew round the world one day
Looked to left and right of it,
Couldn’t stand the sight of it
And quickly flew away.


They couldn’t stand anything they saw, sir
And didn’t care to stay
>From the view they got of us,
Hated all the lot of us
And quickly flew away.


Took a look around and once they’d seen us
Hurried off to space
As quickly as they could to Mars and Venus
Saying, “What a place, to live in”


Two little men in a flying saucer
Had no desire to stay
When they cruised around the world
Sorry that they found the world
And quickly flew away.


Said, “What a planet, wonder who began it”
As they flew across the USA
Heard Frank Sinatra, made a swift departure
And they quickly flew away
Flew over Britain, everybody sittin’
As they listened to the radio
What had they got on, good old Billy Cotton
But the two little men said, “Oh no!”


(Musical Break)


(Spoken)
Oh really, Clarence, of all the terrible places
If I’d know it was like this here, I’d never have come
Now go on, drive the saucer back home at once
This isn’t our cup of tea and you know it.


Two little men in a flying saucer
Had no desire to stay
When they cruised around the world
Sorry they had found the world
And quickly flew away. (Flew away)
Yes they quickly flew away. (Flew away)
Yes the quickly flew away.










(Contributed by Bill Huntley - September 2006)