THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
(Traditional English Childrens' Song)
Oh! The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down
Oh! The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
They banged their drums as they went up the hill
And they banged them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down
Oh! The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
They tootled their flutes as they marched up the hill
And they tootled them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down