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THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER From the Broadway show "Woman Of The Year" (1981) (Fred Ebb / John Kander) Lauren Bacall & Marilyn Cooper (Stage Production) - 1981 Brenda Pressley & Karen Mason - 1991 I`LL BET YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL CELEBRITIES. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU CAN MAKE A POT ROAST. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU BROWN AN ONION. IS YOUR PICTURE UP AT SARDI`S? THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU CAN CLEAN AN OVEN. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU GET THE E-Z OFF! AH, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON SOMEBODY ELSE`S ESTATE. AH, THE MEAT IS ALWAYS LEANER ON SOMEBODY ELSE`S DINNER PLATE. BUT YOU CAN SEW A BUTTON ON. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? BET YOU GO TO DISCOS. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU TAKE A VALIUM! I CAN SEE YOU PLANNING PICNICS. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? EATING AT THE WHITE HOUSE! THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST THEY PASS THE JELLY BEANS. AH, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON SOMEBODY ELSE`S FRONT LAWN. AH, SOMEBODY ELSE`S WIENER ALWAYS HAS A LOT MORE RELISH ON. YOU SAVED THE WHALES IN NEW FOUNDLAND. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU CAN RUN A HOUSEHOLD. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU HAVE A BREAKDOWN. YOU`RE ALWAYS IN THE MAGAZINES. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU CAN HOLD A HUSBAND. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? THERE`S MORE TO LIFE THAN HUSBANDS. I COULD USE A HUSBAND YOU CAN HAVE MY HUSBAND. I`VE ALREADY HAD YOUR HUSBAND! AH, IT MAKES YOU KIND OF TEARY. AH, THINK ABOUT IT, DEARIE. THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER IN SOMEONE ELSE`S YARD. IT`S HARD! I`LL BET YOU ALWAYS RIDE IN LIMOUSINES. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU`VE GOT TIME FOR LUNCHEONS. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU SELL THE TUPPERWARE. THE PUBLIC WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU RAISED A TEENAGED DAUGHTER. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU FIND HER DIAPHRAGM. AH, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER WHERE SOME OTHER TENANT PAYS RENT. AH, THE TEETH ARE ALWAYS CLEANER IN SOMEBODY ELSE`S POLIDENT. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE? THAT`S WONDERUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU KNOW RONA BARRETT. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? FIRST YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I BET YOU SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? YOU CAN MAKE HEADLINE. THAT`S WONDERFUL! WHAT`S SO WONDERFUL? I`D RATHER HAVE A POT ROAST. SO GO BROWN AN ONION. AND HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET. YOU`VE ALREADY HAD MY HUSBAND! AH, EVERYONE`S A VICTIM OF THIS DUCKY LITTLE DICTUM: THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER IN SOMEBODY ELSE`S YARD. IT`S HARD!

    





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