THE UNBIRTHDAY SONG
From the Walt Disney film "Alice In Wonderland" (1951)
(Mack David / Al Hoffman / Jerry Livingston)

Ed Wynn & Jerry Colonna (Film Soundtrack) - 1951
Rosemary Clooney - 1951
Freddie & The Dreamers - 1966


Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday 
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
That is why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone 
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us 
A very merry unbirthday to us
If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous
A very merry unbirthday to us

A very merry unbirthday to me (to who) 
A very merry unbirthday to me (to you)
Let's all congratulate me
With a present I agree
A very merry unbirthday to me

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all 
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
Let's have a celebration
Hire a band and rent a hall
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to all


(Transcribed from the Rosemary Clooney 
 recording by Mel Priddle - January 2005)