THIRTEEN MEN
(Thompson)

Ann-Margret - 1961
Pussy Crush - 1996
Quinn Lemley - 1999
Chazz Cats - 1999


Last night I was dreaming
Dreamed about the H-bomb
Well, the bomb went off and I was caught
I was the only girl on the ground

There were thirteen men and only one gal in town
Thirteen men and only one gal in town
And as funny as it may be
The one and only gal in town was me
Well, thirteen men and me the only gal around

I had two guys every morning
Seeing that I was well fed
And believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

Two guys gave me my money
Two guys made me my clothes
And another sweet thing, bought me a diamond ring
About forty carats I suppose

Well, thirteen men and only one gal in town
There were thirteen men and only one gal in town
It was something I can't forget
Because I think of those thirteen men yet
Well, thirteen men and only one gal around

I had three guys dancing the mambo
Three guys ballin' the jack
And all the rest really did their best
Boy, they sure were a lively pack

I thought I was in heaven
And all of these angels were mine
But I woke up and ended the dream
'Cause I had to get to work on time

Well, thirteen men and only one gal in town
There were thirteen men and only one gal in town
No, I can't tell you where I've been
'Cause I kind of think that someday I'll go back again
To those thirteen men and me the only gal around
Oh-oh, thirteen men and me the only gal around 
Thirteen men and.........FADE