WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK
(Marvin Gardens)
Jimmy Buffett - 1973


I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here 
Your voice sounds so wonderful 
But yer face don't look too clear 
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew 
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw 

Why don't we get drunk and screw 
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snuff queen 
Honey I don't think that's true 
So, why don't we get drunk and screw 

SPOKEN: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..." 

(Instrumental Break) 

Why don't we get drunk and screw 
I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you 
They say you are a snuff queen 
Honey I don't think that's true 
So why don't we get drunk and screw 
Yeah, now baby I say, Lord! 
Why don't we get drunk and screw