IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I WONDER WHERE I AM

Dudley Moron 
PARODY OF"Winter Wonderland")


At the office Christmas party
I started off with a Bicardi
    I never get sauced
    But, right now, I'm lost!
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!

I had a beer at my brother's
Had eggnog at my mother's
    Then three bottles of wine...
    Which automobile's mine?
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!

        Someone caught me dancing with a snowman
        Policeman came and put me in his car
        He said, "Are you drunk?" and I said, "No, man,
        But could you drop me off at the next bar?" (HEH-HEH)

I guess my wife must be missing.
Who's this dog that I'm kissing?
    They say his name's Spot
    And he likes me...a lot!
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!

        I was looking for a lady I could dance with
        So I stood beneath the mistletoes
        Someone said, "You'd have a better chance if
        You take the lampshade off and put back on your clothes!"
        (A lampshade! Isn't that the best?!)

Time to be going.
I'm naked...is it still snowing?
    It's time I should leave...
    I'll be back New Year's Eve!!
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!

Have you seen my hat; I wouldn't want to freeze.
What a party! Don't you wish you were me?!?!?




(Contributed by Staxwax - December 2008)