I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS (Words & music : John Rox) . I want a hippopotamus for christmas only a hippopotamus will do don't want a doll no dinky tinker toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for christmas I don't think Santa Clause will mind, do you? he won't have to use our dirty chimney flue just bring him through the front door thats the easy thing to do I can see me now on christmas morning creeping down the stairs oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for christmas only a hippopotamus will do no crocodiles no rhinoceroses I only like hippopotamuses and hippopotamuses like me too mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian there's lots of room for him in our two car garage I'd feed him and wash him there and give him his massage I can see me now on christmas morning creeping down the stairs oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a hippo hero standing there repeat the fourth verse.