SANTA CLAUS IS TAPPING YOUR PHONE (Parody)


Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping your phone!

He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping your phone!

He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door

Santa Claus is tapping your phone!