TO HECK WITH OLE SANTA CLAUS
(Loretta Lynn)
Loretta Lynn - 1966


(To heck with ole Santa Claus)
Last year I hung my stockings by the chimney 
and ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring

So to heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ole Santa Claus

(Instrumental Break)

This year I'll built a big fire in the fireplace 
I'll be like a little pig I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt

So to heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ole Santa Claus

Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus



(Corrections/additions by K. Bitterman - December 2002)