YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON US AGAIN
(Wayne Kemp / Warren Robb)
Wayne Kemp - 1981
Now, ol' Buddy, I'm not one to spread tales around
But I followed your wife and another cowboy to every honky tonk in town
Now we've been friends through thick and thin, that's the least that I could do
Me and her's been pretty dang close, there's nothin' I wouldn't do for you
But your wife is cheatin' on us again
What's mine is mine and what's your's is mine, that's the way it's always been
If you don't help me straighten her out, we ain't gonna stay friends
Your wife is cheatin' on us again
Now, ol' Buddy, you could be just a little better sport about this
My poor ol' eyes is a gettin' sore from poundin' on your fist
So let's shake hands and call it quits and go kick in that cowboy's door
We'll show them a thing or two if you'll let me off off'a this floor
But your wife is cheatin' on us again
What's mine is mine and what's your's is mine, that's the way it's always been
If you don't help me straighten her out, we ain't gonna stay friends
Your old lady is a cheatin' on us again
Hey, ol' Buddy, let me go with this here scissor lock you got around my neck here
Let's go over there and straighten that feller out
'Cause he's makin' a fool out of both of us you know
I got the address over there in that shirt pocket you just ripped off of me
Yeah, as soon as I find the rest of that ear
That you just bit off .............. FADE
(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - May 2018)