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I LOBSTER BUT NEVER FLOUNDER (Braddock and Braddock) A. Frank Willis, Pinkard & Bowman I was a cook and she was a waitress Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Café and somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad some little shrimp just lured her away Oh, I lobster and never flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his carp Oh, I lobster and never flounder I octopus his face in Eel only break her heart I said, "Just squid and leave me for that piano tuna if you want to trout something new" She was the bass I ever had Now my life has no porpoise Oh, my cod, I love her, yes, I do Oh, I lobster and never flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his carp Oh, I lobster and never flounder I octopus his face in Eel only break her heart (Spoken:) "Boy, I swordfish she'd come back to me, Sandy. I shore'd a whale of a time." "Now, Richard, you know she'd just pull that 'Not tonight, I've got a haddock' routine." "You're probably right. But y'know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut. I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?" "Did you, you say 'perch'?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so." "That's good. For a moment there, I thought I was losing my herring." "Well, we bass squid all this seahorsing around before these people out here go into a state of shark." "Yeah, if we get out of here alive, it's going to be a mackerel." "Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam." (Contributed by =Ae= - May 2015)

    


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