I'M A LONELY LITTLE PETUNIA IN AN ONION PATCH The Happy Gang Of all the saddest words That I have ever heard The saddest is the story Told me by a bird He had spent about and hour Chatting with a flower and here ís the tale the flower told I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch and all I do is cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo The air ís so strong it takes my breath away I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and play with me Who put me in this bed? I'll bet his face is red I call him down with every teardrop that I shed If I only had him here I'd take him by the ear And make him share my misery I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch and all I do is cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo The air ís so strong it takes my breath away (Feee-you!) I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh won't you come and play with me (Contributed by Andy & Mogg - December 2003)