IT'S HARD TO KISS THE LIPS AT NIGHT THAT CHEW YOUR ASS OUT ALL DAY LONG (Rodney Crowell / Vince Gill) The Notorious Cherry Bombs (vocal: Crowell & Gill) - 2004 VINCE GILL: She used to call me baby I thought she was such a lady But my how things have changed since times moved on I gave her my last dollar And now all she'll do is holler Oh, my life has become a country song RODNEY CROWELL: I've learned she can resist me By the way she always disses me And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky, But these days it's just too risky BOTH: It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your ass out all day long All day Long, it goes on and on VINCE GILL: If a tree fell in the forest She didn't hear it Would I still be wrong RODNEY CROWELL: I guess I should admit it She ain't never gonna quit it BOTH: It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your ass out all day long VINCE GILL (SPOKEN): Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny God, you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney (RC: Her what?) Her hiney Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on (RC: Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya I used to roll her in the clover (RC: Mmmm Mmmm) But thank God those days are over (RC: Hallelulah!) BOTH (SUNG): It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your ass out all day long All day Long, she goes on and on RODNEY CROWELL: If some day they drop the big one, I'd say, "Sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone" It's alright if we say it BOTH: 'Cause the radio won't play it It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your ass out all day long It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your ass out all day long (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - October 2005)